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White House Barbie 

Nickname for Ivanka Trump, who could be the least qualified federal employee since...her old man.
White House Barbie promotes a brand of black beans to the public, acting more like one of Barker's Beauties than a high-ranking government official. Isn't that unethical?

Barbie's Dream house 

The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.
You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.

ken from barbie life in the dream house 

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro
one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3