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Barbie Syndrome 

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
Barbie Syndrome by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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Barbie-Girl Syndrome

A Person Who cannot stand the imperfections in any part of his/her life either involving a hosted event, a partner, an art piece they made, a fan account, or anything.

They also think their work is the best and not worth any negative criticism. if you give someone with Barbie-Girl Syndrome negative but fair criticism, you are likely in for a bad time

People with Barbie-Girl Syndrome Normally go through about 20 partners a week (if they are not ace) because None of them are perfect and the person with Barbie-Girl Syndrome doesn't care about them because they are not perfect. then goes to self harm and claim that ex-partner was a shit person.

People with Barbie-Girl Syndrome also make up lies about people that like them. also threatens to kill said person. and play the Victim Card alot
Molly: ARGH IM LEAVING YOU, YOU ARE NOT PERFECT

Later in the day

Molly: WAAAAAAAH, MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE AND MADE ME CUT MYSELF

Gerry Buttlicker: Wow, you must have Barbie-Girl Syndrome
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