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bartender, barman, waiter, best friend at the start of the night,enemy when he cuts you off drinks at the end of the night.
bloke: gday bar keep 2 pints for me and
paddy malone.(start of the night)

barkeep: no worries mate all good, enjoy
(3hours later)

bloke: oi bar
keep ya cunt gis nuther drink yus fukn ass wipe fukn fuck fuckya......fucn hav ya u cunt fukn...
barkeep:sorry mate i think you had a bit too much drink pissed patron...
bloke:fuckn fuc fukya cunt....
bar keep by bud bundy2008 February 13, 2009
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Barkeeper 

One who tries everything know to man to double up on you and your old lady
Did that barkeeper come see you as well today honey?? Or was I your husband the only lucky one!!
Barkeeper by Brianpatterson December 7, 2021
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Karaoke Barkeeper 

1. Chari.

2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Chari

3. A Karaoke Barkeeper is not someone who sings, but one who interacts, encourages others to sing, bullies them to sing if they say no until they sing, hypes others up and carries the whole Karaoke call on their back.
4. #Chari4KaraokeBarkeeper
"So who won the Karaoke Barkeeper Award?"
"Duh, Chari"
Karaoke Barkeeper by scamia May 20, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004