Bandodge 

A tougher form of a bandage used for serious injuries. Only Zeus like figures, with utmost flawless physique can attain the full capabilities of what a Bandodge presents.

Normal Kid 1: Bro what the fuck is on your arm, it looks so badass.

Zeus like figure: It's a fuckin' bandodge bitch.

Normal Kid 2: Why are you wearing it?

Zeus like figure: I got shot 12 times.

Bandodge by 1337b0dm0nfuhlyf3 April 6, 2011

bandogge 

a dog kept in chains by day , unleashed by night to guard'

a breed of dog , usually half neopolatan mastiff and half pit-bull

a huge usually fierce bandogge, kept as guard dogs

bandogge by icenibulldogs May 13, 2006

bandogen 

If you're a musician, music is your life, and you're determined to be in the greatest band EVER! This is the air you breath.

My guitar supplies me with an everlasting supply of bandogen so I can BREATHE!!

bandogen by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008