Bandodge

A tougher form of a bandage used for serious injuries. Only Zeus like figures, with utmost flawless physique can attain the full capabilities of what a Bandodge presents.

Normal Kid 1: Bro what the fuck is on your arm, it looks so badass.

Zeus like figure: It's a fuckin' bandodge bitch.

Normal Kid 2: Why are you wearing it?

Zeus like figure: I got shot 12 times.

Bandodge by 1337b0dm0nfuhlyf3 April 6, 2011

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bandogge

a dog kept in chains by day , unleashed by night to guard'

a breed of dog , usually half neopolatan mastiff and half pit-bull

a huge usually fierce bandogge, kept as guard dogs

bandogge by icenibulldogs May 13, 2006

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Bandodge • bandogen • bandogge • bad dodger

bandogen

If you're a musician, music is your life, and you're determined to be in the greatest band EVER! This is the air you breath.

My guitar supplies me with an everlasting supply of bandogen so I can BREATHE!!

bandogen by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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