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Lake Bandini 

A "lake" on the Marine base in 29 Palms. This is actually a series of "lakes." These lakes are not really lakes. All the sewage from the base goes into these lakes. The smell permeates everything. You cannot escape it. The smell many pregnant women to puke. Those who are not pregnant should also beware. This is the most disgusting thing you will find in 29 Palms.
Oh my God, what's that nasty smell? It's just Lake Bandini
Lake Bandini by Allans Girl May 26, 2009

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.
Bandini Mountain by montypark January 23, 2009

deep bandini 

Big trouble, tight spot, or deep shit.

The phrase originated as a euphemism for being in "deep shit". The word "bandini" comes from the name of the Bandini Fertilizer company in Los Angeles.
If you don't clean up the mess from the secret kegger before your parents get home, you'll be in deep bandini.
deep bandini by pberg January 23, 2009

Backwards Banini 

When you stick a thin glass rod down the pee hole of the male penis, then once it is fully enclosed, you smash the penis and break the glass inside.
Jenna gave me a backwards banini last night, ive been pissing blood ever since.
Backwards Banini by Pintz December 12, 2007

full bandini 

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.
"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."
full bandini by lockie December 11, 2015

Brown Bandini 

The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.
Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.