Baltimore Basket 

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him th ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

Baltimore Basket by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Baltimore Basket 

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him the ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

Baltimore Basket by Irukandji July 11, 2007

Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

Baltimore Basset by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024