balls on face

Verb:action consisting of a male swinging his genitalia in front of another person's face

Tim swings from the subway handrail in the direction of an unsuspecting sophomore.
Tim: Balls on Face!

by The Juice April 28, 2005

Balls At Face

Most commonly used to mean anything that totally owned anything else. Also used as a move in Gran Turismo 4 when a player goes balls out into the turn without braking and knocks another player way out into the spin-out zone thus allowing him to pass said car and still make the turn.

House on Mango Street Two: Balls At Face

I totally owned that guy BALLS AT FACE

by Brooks Reed May 27, 2005

balls to the face

When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.

Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.

by Laynie and Lorraine November 6, 2006

ball face

A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.

Person 1: Dude, do you know that Jim Hedican? He is such a ball face. And an assbastard.

by Tlaloc November 13, 2007

balls in the face

An expression not meaning to put your testicals in someones face but just a term that can follow anything but not mean anything. Frequently used in Ohio. Also can mean the same as a "T-Bagging"

"Ohhhh!! BALLS IN THE FACE!"

Or used when someone throws actual balls the face

"Balls in the face!"

As a T-bagging:

"Shit dude when Brian fell asleep we gave him some mad balls in the face"

by Jeff Johnson March 4, 2005

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 8, 2005

Balls to the face

Used to indicate someones displeasure, discomfort, or general unhappiness with a given set of circumstance. Can be shortened to just balls

Damn was that long ass homework assignment balls to the face.
Hanging out with you is like getting balls to the face.
This club is balls I am going some where that is less of a sausagefest.

by charliesac September 18, 2008