Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

ballon

A fat dolphin

"That ballon can jump surprinsingly high!"
"Shauna just ate all of my cookies, that ballon!"

by thunderfox73 September 26, 2013

ballons

The misspelling of the word 'Balloons' when my co-worker attempts to get our chat bot to spit out links of big bouncy breasts.

"@kato show me some organic water ballons"

by gnomishperson December 7, 2011

ballon

a ballon is a balloon
(as seen in the description of apex

Jesibelle: "Have you seen my new ballon?"
Orwell: "That is totally apex!"

by Sharkdog September 5, 2003

ballon-knot

The anus. It resembles a ballon knot.

Her ballon-knot was so tight I couldn't get a pinky in there.

by poohbar January 31, 2010

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

ballon knot

the ballon knot is a term for the anus

"i pulled out of her ballon knot then stuffed it in her mouth"

by cornfed666 January 26, 2006