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Ballnose 

When a person (man or women) places their nose between the two testicles of the scrotum sack and proceeds to nestle with them. A back and forth motion is preferred, however, some have advanced to circular motions or just plain improvisation. Heed this warning, if the ballnose is executed with a large, fruitful mustache, it will tickle.
Person 1: Who would you rather be ballnosed by; Mary or Craig?

Person 2: Probably Craig because his mustache would tickle.
Ballnose by Deelan Lawng December 18, 2009
Words you can keep

ballnoise 

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."
OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?
ballnoise by The Charles October 31, 2003

bullnosed 

In the past, nose rings were a method of controlling bulls because they were dangerous to the handlers. As time went on, it became customary to only use nose rings on bulls led by a halter. Nose rings are unnecessary for bulls that are not led. Getting "bullnosed" means your superiors think you are too smart for their own good so they "bullnose" you by excluding you from a deal or leading you away from a project, group or company.
Yes my bosses bullnosed me out of that deal; I can do their job and everything on the computer they can't do without skilled ninjas like me.
bullnosed by alexanderjsingleton January 24, 2017

Bullnose 

In the past, nose rings were a method of controlling bulls because they were dangerous to the handlers. As time went on, it became customary to only use nose rings on bulls led by a halter. Nose rings are unnecessary for bulls that are not led. Getting "bullnosed" means your superiors believe you are too smart for their own good, so they distract you away from a deal, group, project or company.
I got bullnosed on that deal by my big-timing bosses because I can do their job and everything they can't do on the computer because I have actual skills.
Bullnose by alexanderjsingleton January 24, 2017

Bullnose 

A 1980-86 Ford F-Series truck.
I just bought a Bullnose Ford F-100.
Bullnose by Jshort99 September 5, 2017

Bullnose 

Bullnose: Adjective: Most common in Design, and Construction, Trim, or Rounded finish edge or Rounded blunt end...
Use a Bullnose to finish that cove tile, so it looks good...
Bullnose by The2000YearOldMan... August 8, 2019

ball nose guy 

a ballin' guy that loves ridin buses and generally just being awesome
yo yesterday this gurl on the bus had her booty all up in ball nose guy's face, that shit was wackkk!
ball nose guy by ltcltcltc May 6, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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