Ball tits

Ball tits are what old people have whene there tits are so saggy that they look like balls, although it is more common on women it is also possible to have them as a man.

Yo my granny has the biggist ball tits I have ever seen they are down to her waist!

by Hillery-Dick Wilford November 8, 2016

ball tits

When a women nipples are so small that her boobs just look like balls of her chest.

Hey man I heard that she has ball tits.

by Jesus flippeia November 19, 2020

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Ball Sack Tits

Tits that are so saggy and wrinkly, that they resemble a ball sack.

So did you sleep with that one cougar you were talking about?

Yeah, but she had some ball sack tits.

by AsianLee February 19, 2011

Balltits

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.

guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal

by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020