Ball tits

Ball tits are what old people have whene there tits are so saggy that they look like balls, although it is more common on women it is also possible to have them as a man.

Yo my granny has the biggist ball tits I have ever seen they are down to her waist!

Ball tits by Hillery-Dick Wilford November 8, 2016

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ball tits

When a women nipples are so small that her boobs just look like balls of her chest.

Hey man I heard that she has ball tits.

ball tits by Jesus flippeia November 19, 2020

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Related Words

Ball tits • tennis ball tits • Deflated Soccer Ball Tits • Ball Sack Tits • ball buster • ball licker • ball washer • Ball Pit • ball-up • ball hair

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

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tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

tennis ball tits by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

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Ball Sack Tits

Tits that are so saggy and wrinkly, that they resemble a ball sack.

So did you sleep with that one cougar you were talking about?

Yeah, but she had some ball sack tits.

Ball Sack Tits by AsianLee February 19, 2011

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Balltits

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.

guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal

Balltits by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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