A haphazard jumble of related issues or items brought together all at once, in the manner of rolling around a sticky ball of wax to collect smallbits of assorted debris
"We only wanted a plane ticket, but the travel agent wanted to sell us the whole ball of wax."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.