Ball Disease 

1. Is a pandemic that affects not only men but also women. It is a debilitating condition that is caused by your significant other destroying you from the inside out day by day. Until you lack the fortidude to carry on. Sadly once you are destroyed from the inside out, the main side effect of Ball disease is Marriage.
2. When you are unable to muster up the confidence to go speak to some one of the opposite sex.

Def #1.

Allen: I asked her to Marry me!
Jeff: WTF is wrong with you? Sounds like you have a pretty bad case of Ball Disease...

Def#2
David: Man you should go talk to her, shes been giving you the fuck me eyes all night.
Tony: Well... I would, but...
David: Whats that? Oh thats right you have the BALL DISEASE.

Ball Disease by Justification July 6, 2010

Big ball desease 

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me fr type shi i have Big Ball Desease

Big ball desease by IonizedCopper April 9, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016