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fish ball cat
In brazilian portuguese, fish ball cat sounds like "Fiz boquete"
and the translation just means "I did a blowjob"
when you are young at school you learn simple words as cat, dog, ball, fish, duck...
So people made that playing words to prank their friends
and the translation just means "I did a blowjob"
when you are young at school you learn simple words as cat, dog, ball, fish, duck...
So people made that playing words to prank their friends
how do you say (peixe) in English? Fish
and (Bola) ? Ball
and (gato) ? cat
now repeat all together : fish ball cat - fiz boquete
and (Bola) ? Ball
and (gato) ? cat
now repeat all together : fish ball cat - fiz boquete
fish ball cat by Carioca133 April 29, 2016
fish ball cat
Apparently, according to the Brazilian funk song "Aula de Inglês" "fish ball cat" means fellatio.
"Fish ball cat", when spoken by a Carioca sounds like "fiz ballcatch" which means "I did 'ballcatch'". This apparently means the speaker sucked a dick, caught a "ball"
"Fish ball cat", when spoken by a Carioca sounds like "fiz ballcatch" which means "I did 'ballcatch'". This apparently means the speaker sucked a dick, caught a "ball"
fish ball cat by Edgard July 31, 2006
paddle ball pussy cat
When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
paddle ball pussy cat by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
Ball Category
Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Ball Category by MagickDio August 20, 2010
Bowling Ball Food Catch
A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.
Bowling Ball Food Catch by Full Government Name September 19, 2024
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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