Ball Lightning

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010

ball lightning

Something that will fuck your shit up.

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

by Sniper May 13, 2005

Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 18, 2022

lightning ball

A phenomena when lightning forms a ball shape & is so very bright, it lasts less than a few seconds.

Seeing the lightning ball was quite the experience! It was a brilliant purple~white with lightning bolts going thru it horizontally & vertically.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

ballalightning

A ball of invisible lightning that makes you spontaneously combust when you are sleeping. The body only burns, not the room.

The Ballalightning touched the mans penis while he was asleep, causing it to spontaneously combust!

by NicoleAbney May 17, 2008