bale

To beat up someone, then blame it on the death of Heath Ledger.

The term is originated after Christian Bale assaulted his mother and sister then blamed his frustrations on the death of Heath Ledger.

Also known as: baling and bale bashing.

Person 1: I'm going to bale my mother.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I was angry of Heath Ledgers death.

by JohnnyT18 July 24, 2008

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baling

When your diet contains so much fibre that your shit starts to look like hay bales.

"Man, this high fibre diet has me baling."

by Linnick March 30, 2008

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Baling

Putting a hapless creature/person in a wheelie bin.

Did you see that bitch baling a cat on You Tube?

by Bastos McNigra August 25, 2010

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bales

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

by Tripp T-Bone April 24, 2015

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balee dat

When someone says 'balee dat' they are either trying to convey their agreement with someone or trying to let you know that they intend to do something whether you like it or not. In my experience, fangbangers say this a lot.

I'm gonna hump Edward, balee dat.

by tea bone January 5, 2010

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