Bald Loser

Being a bald loser is more than being bald.

A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.

NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?

BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .

BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?

NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?

BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?

2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.

NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..

BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!

NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!

Bald Loser by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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