2 definition by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas

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Sara Barrett was an actress whose career like many in tinsel town ended up with a tragic ending.
A once beautiful women who had once been on Grey's Anatomy in numerous roles such as Sloan and Aids patient#1 seen a decline in offers once her skin started peeling from heavy meth and Ritalin use.

In present day she has become a dangerous internet terrorist wreaking havoc in various communities on such platforms as YouTube and Twitter just to name a few.

Due to heavy drug use her mind has become warped.

When she does not get her way she has doxxed, swatted and filed restraining orders on innocent people.

She also goes by the name Christopher as one of her multiple personalities.
Facts about sara:
Was turned down by H.Weinstien because her snatch was dry and crusty like a day old crossaint.
She has aborted many a fetuses and infant set a Hollywood record for most abortions in one year (36). As a result of her damaged and prehistoric womb she is thankfully not able to spawn.
She is a dangerous individual that will never act again
Karim : hey remember that chic that was the dungeons and dragons model?

Tyrone : oh yeah you mean Sara Barrett? She was also an actress too...man I use to stroke out serious nuts on that D&D cover...

Karim : well bruh she crusty as hell now. I heard her and her bald loser friend swatted some doctor for no good reason.

Tyrone : damn... i would still slide one in her anus no lube though....

Karim : Ty you crazy bro.want my sara barrett (actress) poster?
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 02, 2021

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Being a bald loser is more than being bald.

A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?

BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .

BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?

NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?

BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?

2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.

NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..

BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!

NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 01, 2021

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