Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

Baker Quaker by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

Quaker Baker 

An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)

Wow, she must’ve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !

Quaker Baker by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 4, 2022

Quaker bake and puke 

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

Quaker bake and puke by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

Quake & Bake by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

quake and bake 

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

quake and bake by Soukin August 14, 2012