Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

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An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)

Wow, she must’ve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !

by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 4, 2022

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A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

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Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

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