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Bailey Day 

Bailey Day is a small runt of a child which hangs out with hundreds of females as he is their gay best friend. He cannot get in with any as they all see him as small and annoying. He has liked everyone in his friend group and has failed all his attempts at trying to insert. His jumpshot, wack! His height, wack! His skills when playing video games, wack! Everything about him, wack!
Female 1: Hey, are you friends with Bailey Day?
Female 2: Yes! of course, who isn't?
Female 1: IDK, do you like him?
Female 2: Yes, as a friend, hes like a brother to me.
Bailey Day by FitzThe3rd December 5, 2018
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National kick Bailey Day 

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''

National slap Bailey day on Twitter. 

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
National slap Bailey day on Twitter.
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