jonny: my wife
bean baged me last night!
bob:
bean baging... did wot? whats that then?
jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!
bob: yes tea baging?
jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.
bob: marvallous!