bageled

drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord

the girl with the paul wellersdick got bageled at the party last night.

by paul November 27, 2003

bagelize

A toasted bagel.

Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?

Kevin: Yeah.

by Kendra123455 November 18, 2017

Bageling

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”

Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!

by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022

Bageling

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!

That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.

by asdsad January 11, 2008

bagel

Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)

Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!

by CamBam! November 21, 2004

bagel

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle

that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel

by AssMonger September 27, 2007

bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.

We should all go bageling this Thursday!

by K Little June 26, 2009