A musical instrument originating in eastern Europe, but is usually thought to have originated in Scotland. It consists of a
sack, three drones, a blowpipe, and a chanter. It has a wonderful, melodious sound, and anybody who disagrees can
go shove their guitars, flutes, and pianos up their smelly, oversized asses. People who play and/or like the bagpipes tend to be popular,
good-looking, cool, athletic,
smart, and have active sex lives, and people who don't like the bagpipes tend to be
ugly, mentally deficient social outcasts who spend their time playing D&D and masturbating to pictures of their mothers.