Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.

Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.

by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016

a big bag of beans

An annoying or otherwise less-than-ideal situation; an undesirable state for one to be in.

“Man, this new project is really making class a big bag of beans.”

by ABigBagofBeans27 September 16, 2019

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025