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Badminton school 

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu

badminton school 

a school for fat twats who either have the brain capacity of a chihuaha licking it’s arsehole or a fucking einstein, ( the asians ) that the twink teachers can’t tell apart. They all come out twinks in the end, even if they’re licking their arsehole, at least their not licking qeh’s. (redmaids)- thell probably lick redmaids’s instead
clarissa “i attend badminton school”
“do u get drunk every night thinking ur the shit bc u have daddy’s money or do you pass out crying that you have no friends?”
badminton school by kokilo January 19, 2024
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