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Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
Back alley abortion by Helgate July 12, 2004

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

Back-Alley Abortion 

A serious Japanese hard liquor, that costs slightly over $2.00, and comes in a nondescript plastic container. The most notable thing is the taste, which is so fucking aweful that one would surmise that it has abortive qualities...which would be the best quality that comes to mind after drinking it.
That story Jake told me was so intense I just had to drink a bottle of Back-Alley Abortion.
Back-Alley Abortion by Jaolo March 3, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026