3 definitions by Helgate

Brown Star Wars

A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.

Holy shit dude...sorry I was gone so long. I dropped a Brown Star Wars...

by Helgate June 16, 2009

Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.

The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.

by Helgate July 12, 2004