back porch

A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.

Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.

Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.

by 415man94102 June 11, 2006

Back porch

A women’s asshole.

I blew my load in Wanda’s back porch and laughed my ass off!

by PeteyPaplo July 1, 2019

Back Porch

Verb. To take a shot by having it poured down the back and ass crack of a man, usually after losing a bet.

My mouth is on fire after back porching fireball.

by Hot shot December 16, 2013

Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.

Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.

by Glenegade March 3, 2011

Back Porch Weed

The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.

Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"

by Coughdropper November 11, 2015

back porch rug

a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region

Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug

by BP oil spill May 12, 2015

back porch crazy

When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".

Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.

by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017