(n) a five plus pound penis that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby's leg complete with rolls. Often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
Elmer: "hey shit cletus, what you got in your pocket? "
Cletus: "bend over and I'll show you. "
Elmer: "damn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that German baby leg away from me! "
As my tongue was roaming his mouth, and his was roaming mine. I pulled down his pants and he was stroking by breasts. Then I pulled down his boxers. I stopped kissing him and we stumbled onto my bed. I gasped as I saw a baby leg.