Babybellend

A particular brand of dick cheese that occurs when you fail to clean up after masturbation.

See also: Smeg or Smegma

Rupert: The tent smelt rancid this morning!

Jason: Yea, stank of Babybellend. Gary totally tugged one off into his sleeping bag last night, I could hear it rustling.

by pilly willy February 2, 2019

BabyBelling

Purposely leaving a human turd out in the sun (or oven), with the intended result being an outer layered poo, that can be peeled of its outer skin shortly after incubation.

Nah Sorry, I can’t come out tonight, I’m babybelling, one’s just gone in the air fryer!

by Cri Cri W August 25, 2023