baby-trapped 

to be held down against your will for fear of waking the baby that has just fallen sleep on you or in your arms.

"I really wanted to change the channel, but i was baby-trapped and couldn't reach the remote."

baby-trapped by JayTee24 March 16, 2015

Baby trapped 

No, I was getting to it.

Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Baby trapped by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Trapper keeper baby 

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.

I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.

Trapper keeper baby by Shittney Smavies April 3, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008