baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS

"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"

by t.o.o. Cool March 25, 2010

baby turtle

a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)

are you sure you can carry that baby turtle

by mctoker May 23, 2008

Awkward Baby Turtle

This is derived from the original "Awkward Turtle". This is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. In this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in "Awkward Turtle") and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. Next, to create the "baby turtles", the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller "turtles" with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.

Francine: Britney Spears is definitely a great role model for the American girl...
Marina, Kelly, and Tamra: ... (Silence and stares)
Kelly: AWKWARD BABY TURTLE!!

by WackaWackaYum October 22, 2009

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007

baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.

"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"

by bunz1983 September 6, 2016

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010