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baby magic 

The warm, fuzzy, magical feeling inside when looking into the eyes of a baby. A new born baby contains especially potent baby magic. If you are able to channel this magic into a usable force, it can be used in a number of different ways. Baby magic can be used make lotions, charm bracelets, an unofficial cure for cancer and HIV, gargoyles, and Michigan.
"Magic Johnson had HIV until he rubbed a baby on the tip of his penis, baby magic really is great for HIV.
baby magic by Ricky Ratboy May 3, 2008
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Baby Magic 

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again
Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again
Baby Magic by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018

horse magic baby juice 

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.
The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice