Baby Evils
When a small child or infant glares at you as if wishing you would die. Like adult evils, but smaller and funnier.
Baby Evils by BodieJaker November 3, 2008
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Evil Baby Orphanage
The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.
Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
Evil Baby Orphanage by epic nerdfighter June 18, 2011
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Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)
The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction
Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025
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