Baby Bone

For someone who doesn't want kids, she sure likes to ride the baby bone

Baby Bone by FlowMode July 21, 2018

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baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

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When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

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Baby boner? really? Baby boner.... is a babies boner

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A young skeleton, typically referred to with Sans the Skeleton or The Great Papyrus

Papyrus: "In my opinion... junior jumble is easily the hardest."
Sans: "what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."

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You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks

"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"

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A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.

She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."

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