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baby bone treehouse 

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools
“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”
baby bone treehouse by clitlick October 11, 2023

baby meat bone bread sandwich 

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

baby boner 

Baby boner? really? Baby boner.... is a babies boner
My baby gets a lot of baby boners
baby boner by luvestospluge May 8, 2014

Baby Bones

A young skeleton, typically referred to with Sans the Skeleton or The Great Papyrus
Papyrus: "In my opinion... junior jumble is easily the hardest."
Sans: "what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."
Baby Bones by Brational May 11, 2018

Baby boner 

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks
"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"
Baby boner by Joby-one July 18, 2019

baby arm boner

A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.
She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."
baby arm boner by 1brazilnut April 3, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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