A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
by 33337333 March 03, 2009
A combination of baby bird feeding and bukkake. Everyone tries to nut before the other into the middle person's mouth. Who ever nuts last gets all the seed baby bird fed into their mouth.
by vaderstyle January 16, 2020
by Roswell III January 30, 2010
When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.
by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008
An old pair of cock and balls which in it's age has lost much of it's pubis and therfore returned to the bare and pink look, much that of baby bird which has just hatched and has yet to open it's eyes.
Jeff Foxworthy said of his older relative wearing short shorts....
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".
Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
"at no time should anyone look over at grandpa and see something that looks like a baby bird".
Did you see in jackass 2 when that guy had a baby bird coming out of his shorts.
by flyingerbils231 June 22, 2007
When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.
by JT and Rob Dog August 02, 2008
by Ace the simp December 17, 2022