Baba Salamah

Baba Salamah is an amazing woman. She loves to cut apples and stuff them into people mouth. She shivers when the aircon is on for 1 second. She loves to dye her hair. She hides things and doesnt tell where they are. Quite a loveable grandma. She loves making beautiful poses when she sleeps like a "THUG LIFE" pose and "SAY GOODBYE" pose. All things considered, Baba Salamah is the coolest grandma u will ever see or hear of. Baba is an alpha grandma. Baba Salamah=mrbeast she is rich. Baba is swag and not even da baby can OUTSWAG her. Baba Salamah is a celebrity and u cant change that. Baba Salamah is cool.

Baba Salamah: The aircon please turn off its so cold u want me to die?
Her grandchild: Uh the aircon has been on for 1 second.
Baba Salamah:*shivers* Please turn off its so cold please just *shivers and "passes out"*
Her grandchild: Bruh this is the 69th time u done this!!

Baba Salamah by salinahterberakdalamseluar1111 November 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012