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Basic Basses 

Basic Basses is defined as a person who plays bass in a band. They are known by the bands name or recognized at a show, but do not the the notoriety that a lead singer of drummer may have.
Basic Basses as defined above: " I love that band ______, Eddie the singer is so hot, and the basses is ok too. But I can never remember his name, he's just a basic basses.
Basic Basses by Duchess13 April 10, 2021
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Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Bassist Syndrome

1. When your picking/strumming arm gets noticeably larger from playing bass, or you get cuts/blisters/dimples on your hands from playing.

2. When one feels ignored, or as if they don't get enough credit, as bassists are often overlooked despite being a huge part in a bands sound, just like a guitarist/drummer/keyboardist/vocalist/etc.
I got a bad case of bassist syndrome.... hug me?
Man, I'm tired of all this bassism around here.
bassism by Dylan Giddings October 27, 2007

basset hound

absolutely the cutest and most lovable dog ever...loyal for life...bassets have tons of energy, but love to sleep as well. they have a sixth sense and will always make you laugh.
my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...
basset hound by StephanieLT October 7, 2006

Joshua Bassett 

the Best adjective to use when describing Joshua Bassett.

No adjectives compares so Joshua Bassett now has his own adjective
Joshua Bassett by Urmumshouse December 9, 2019