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BUNGLE CUNT

The nastiest messiest cunt
You see that girl Casey, she has the biggest BUNGLE CUNT I have ever laid my eyes upon.
by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018
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Bungle cunts

pussy's in knots
by yo-noid giver November 20, 2019
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Cunt Bungler

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.
Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!
by Choc Chink May 22, 2014
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cunt-bunkle

A derogatory name given to someone perceived as annoying or, alternatively, someone less uber than yourself.
Man, our roommate Eric is such a cunt-bunkle for leaving his shit in the sink.

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Ben's a cunt-bunkle. Just look at his lack of leet micro.
by Thrasy June 30, 2005
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bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth
tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !
by brian harber January 15, 2012
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Hoofwanking Bunglecunt

A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".

Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
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bunglecunt

Someone who tries really, really hard to be an actual cunt, but who is so incompetent that they end up embarrassing themselves so much that they, in roundabout-style, still somehow stumble upon being a cunt.
Have you met that guy in Athens (GA)? Ian Michael Casey? What a bunglecunt!
by Mrl79 April 27, 2016
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