Buisness

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Like business, only smooother.

Me: Hey baby, let's get down to buisness if you nahmsain.
Ladyfriend: I like the way you smooth talk a girl!
Me: Let's get it on.

Buisness by smallypants April 13, 2009

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buisness

also: business, bwiznis

questionable financial practice engaged in by the dun, often resulting in massive job cuts and/or multiple stockbroker suicides.

charles: fuckin hell, dun! how the fuck did you singlehandedly bankrupt the IMF?!

the dun: gosh... sorry charles.

buisness by bombis January 13, 2004

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Buisness

Business, but better, bigger, more supreme, and smarter. The modern way of spelling it.

I own a trafficking buisness.

Buisness by Penguins flying January 8, 2024

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buisness time

1.) A specific time for the act of mating.
(aka: sexual intercourse, doing the nasty, the horizontal tango, and/or generally having hot sex.)

"It's Wednesday, and do you know what that means?"
"Buisness time."

buisness time by Mosstache March 9, 2008

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buisness chair

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.

tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.

buisness chair by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006

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buisness in the paper

To put someones buisness in the open where anyoneone can hear it and know it as if they are welcome to it and it were offered.

I don't want anyone to know that I'm out of the house,so if someone calls don't put my buisness in the paper.

buisness in the paper by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

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buisness is boomin

when you’re tryna get with/date someone and one of you makes a move and ur “relationship” starts to BOOM

“how’s buisness with that guy?” “buisness is BOOMIN’”

buisness is boomin by hairtopolous March 18, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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