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God! Perry is such a liar! He totally has BSS!
by James Fredricks March 11, 2010
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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Bowl-Splattering Shit; i.e.: it is a miracle the commode didn't explode.
1. That was the biggest BSS ever. Stay out.

2. The biggest BSS mawfaws are those televangelists.
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abbreviation for "Bus Station Skank"; an especially derogatory variant of skank.
by fenris6644 January 05, 2007
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BSS (also known as the Brian Schwandt State) occurs when the mind of a human transcends to a 3.14th dimension where the only thought is of the thoughtless. It is at this state where a person can feel that they can draw a total blank; be it a white, black, blue, slightly green, or gore red blank. Only people with practice and time spent intensively meditating can achieve the BSS. Records of people "pulling a BSS" were found dead in various places. On the roof of a really tall building, the side of the Golden Gate Bridge, or even during skiing. Unfortunately, those people were found dead, shortly after "pulling a BSS".

Common symptoms include, but not limited to: Concussions

In other words, BSS surrounds us all, we all just have to find our inner Brians.
Random person talking for 10 minutes about something REAAALLY important

Brian (after 10 minutes, pauses for 5 more): What?

Brian just pulled a BSS
by omss January 26, 2009
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β€œDude fight me”
β€œShut you ass up and go eat a BSS”
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abbreviation for "Bus Station Skank"; an especially derogatory variant of skank
by Fenrizzle January 01, 2007
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