Bowl-Splattering Shit; i.e.: it is a miracle the commode didn't explode.
1. That was the biggest BSS ever. Stay out.

2. The biggest BSS mawfaws are those televangelists.
by djn1010et January 11, 2013
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BSS (also known as the Brian Schwandt State) occurs when the mind of a human transcends to a 3.14th dimension where the only thought is of the thoughtless. It is at this state where a person can feel that they can draw a total blank; be it a white, black, blue, slightly green, or gore red blank. Only people with practice and time spent intensively meditating can achieve the BSS. Records of people "pulling a BSS" were found dead in various places. On the roof of a really tall building, the side of the Golden Gate Bridge, or even during skiing. Unfortunately, those people were found dead, shortly after "pulling a BSS".

Common symptoms include, but not limited to: Concussions

In other words, BSS surrounds us all, we all just have to find our inner Brians.
Random person talking for 10 minutes about something REAAALLY important

Brian (after 10 minutes, pauses for 5 more): What?

Brian just pulled a BSS
by omss January 26, 2009
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A misspelling of the term 'bs', meaning bull shit. This misspelling means bull shit shit. A very rare mistake, good for making jokes out of.
Person 1: That's a bunch of bss.

Person 2: Bull Shit Shit?

Person 1: You know what I meant!

Person 2: What you meant is a bunch of bss!
by bsshater June 19, 2010
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Blood Snot Shits

When you take a shit and it comes out bloody and burns. Typically includes many small floaties. Often occurs after a big night of drinking.
Holy Shit Pete, I had three BSS this morning. My asshole is on fire!!!
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