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Bsnl or Bologna Salad Not lasagna is commonly mistaken for the term buttsex and laxatives. Even though these terms both derived from the same place, they actually mean different things.
ill have the BSNL for dinner please

i told you a wanted BSNL bitch
"you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some BSNL!"
BSNL by the cilt commander February 11, 2005
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BSNL or Butt Sex n' Laxitives, is a common sport played in Texas and other retarted coutires around the world. it first was created when cavemen invented laxitives bakc in the day and thought it would be fun.
wow dad that was some great BSNL
that priest and me had the best BSNL ever!
mommy, why were you and the mailman having BSNL?
BSNL by the rectum ripper February 11, 2005
Bullshit Networking Ltd. is one of the first service provider to the Indian telecom department.

It's service and customer care are basically and doesn't care a jackshit about customers even if the world is facing a doomsday tomorrow.
The students rallied all over the college campus to demand justice in exam evaluation as they were confident in their attempts.

One guy in the mass shouted: " This college is such a BSNL"
My best friend is praying to God as to when BSNL will be shutdown so that he can finally move to other networks. God replied, " Such a BSNL behaviour bha, please die"
BSNL by Kakooz January 22, 2022
the worst wifi network to exist in india
Guy1: bruh i got BSNL and network already sucks
Guy2: ikr

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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