Big Straight Lies- These are lies that are the nastiest and falsest lies of them all. The thought of uttering them repulses everyone around them.
Sally: Donald Trump is a great president.
Rick: Thats some BSL!!
by acronymgoddess December 15, 2018
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BSL means "beat it, skeet it, leave it." It means fucking a girl then never talking to her.
Guy: "Hey man you gonna call that girl tonight"
Guy2: "Naa man you know ma motto, BSL fa life.
by DylanbfromPP August 24, 2009
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Bull shit life.

The 2011 equivalent of FML.
Used to describe such lifestyles not worth the time and effort.
You: Hey ladies. What's up?
Ladies: *Flip the bird*
You: No one fkn talks to me. I'm like a Jehovah in an Atheist neighborhood. I've got a BSL.
by Frawnsay910 April 4, 2011
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Used by some deaf/mute people in britain
Person 1: hey what's that guy doing with his hands?
Person 2: he's signing in bsl
by haidereyou January 9, 2014
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"shes grounded for a year she can say bsl"
by hhudhuf February 2, 2014
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BSLS stands for Ball-Stuck-to-Leg Syndrome. it normally occurs on very hot days, or after extreme workouts, where the sicknasty sweat that builds up glues your ballsack to your leg. it is rather annoying and not at all pleasant.
Jim: Dude, Tim, why are you walkin' funny?

Tim: Dammit man, i got that BSLS. shit.

Jim: That sucks man
by The Gunge Munky October 23, 2009
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A laboratory that contains the deadliest viruses known to mankind. These viruses are Ebola, Marburg, Lassa, Hanta, Smallpox, Crimean hemorrhagic fever, Argentinean and Bolivian hemorrhagic fevers. So any disease that makes you bleed to death, you should wear a positive pressure suit not to catch it.
Walking into a BSL-4 lab without a space suit is basically a suicidal act.
by Gio Bandito February 26, 2015
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