Bread Legs 

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.

Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!

Bread Legs by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017

Bread Legs 

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

Bread Legs by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

BREAD LEGS 

The way an often unwashed woman walks when she has a nasty yeast infection

"Look at the bread legs on that, someone give her some soap for crying out loud"

BREAD LEGS by The S.A.R.S. INITIATIVE May 14, 2003

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun 

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.

"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"

bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

He breaks your heart I break his legs by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005

till my legs break 

phrase
Riding the d for so long that your legs physically break.

*a fine nigga posting sum*
“till my legs break”

till my legs break by realdelusionalshi March 16, 2023

I'd break her legs 

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

I'd break her legs by R.M April 12, 2005