branches

to call someone extremely ugly.
disgusting raunchy ugly nails horrifying unattractive horrid

That bitch is so branches; she needa go get her face done.

by Shmanzerville February 18, 2009

Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches

A term used to describe the condition of one's eyes after they've smoked cannabis. Due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like "branches". In extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to "vines".

Chris: "dude, how are my eyes?".

Roger: "....dude, you have branches LOL".

Chris: "fuck! dude give me the drops!".

by Gnomeweed April 2, 2010

branches

Referring to pathetically thin limbs on a human.

Yo, I was at the gym today and this biznikkle was working out next to me. You should have seen his branches. Just branched-out he was.

by Izzy1979 August 22, 2006

Branches

A very sexy, elegant, and expensive photo prop

Claire looked so rich and sophisticated with the branchs in her pictures, thanks colored man!

by Daywalker September 7, 2003

Branches

Slang for a big gun anything that isn’t a handgun is a branch . (Called a branch because handguns would be called sticks)

Damn tay and them carry branches

by Celliewiththa9 May 9, 2018