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The new term for weed

Created because of Mary J. Is too easy to figure out so we use Blige because of the singer Mary J. Blige
Kid 1 "Want to hang with Blige after school today?"

Kid 2 "Sure man!"

Kid 3 "Who is Blige?"

Kid 1 and 2 "Obviously you dont know her..."
Blige by j6790 February 20, 2010
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I just got some dank ass weed in the mail last night.

So you wanna blige later?
Blige by pussyfiend June 4, 2009

Blige Water 

The rancid nectar of a Sea scags axe wound, in other words female ejaculate or pussy juice with a foul smell similar to that of stagnant bilge water.
I was plowing this redwood of a whore when she squirted her blige water all over my mothers couch.

This buttermilk has the taste and texture of my wife's bilge water.

Umh........ i sure could go for a nice warm glass of bilge water?
Blige Water by SoloBros July 7, 2010

mary j. blige 

A highly successful Singer from Yonkers New York who, along with super producer Sean "Puffy" Combs, originated the style of music known as Hip Hop Soul. She came to fame in the 90's and is often compared to great soul singers such as Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan due to her raw emotive style of singing.

Also known as the Queen of Hip Hop Soul.
When I'm having a rough day, I'll put on some Mary J. Blige and that makes it better. That and a drink.
mary j. blige by Garland January 9, 2008

Mary J Blige 

a singer coming from Bronx...the queen of hip-hop soul....she is well kown and respected in the biz.She released 7 albums...the newest is the breakthrough which has sold in nearly 3 millions copies world wide.
Mary J Blige
real love
be without you
family affair
no more drama
you remind me
Mary J Blige by justine1988 September 7, 2008

Mary J Blige 

What insecure white kids call marijuana, this is a break off of the common expression "mary jane". although humorous this expression is fucking stupid
charlie white boy: sell me an ounce of that sweet mary j blige
Dealer: What the fuck cracker?
Mary J Blige by some nigga! August 10, 2012
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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