Bildo is the name given to a balding guy named bill, because his head looks like a dildo. Bill + dildo = BILDO
by 885clinton springs September 01, 2017
by Smokey September 12, 2003
A bildo is an anal dildo. Sometimes referred to as a bulldo/buldo. Known within many gay communities as a billy (slang).
Josh loves to bully himself around with "Andy" his favorite bildo. Sophia likes to help me masturbate. She will use a bildo on me while I wrap my fist around my cock and play with my balls. As I get close to coming, she thrusts the bildo harder into my ass. My climax is mind blowing.
by Bildo the Bully January 05, 2008
You really bildo'd that battery. Buddy fixed a burnt off battery post with a gear clamp. Buy a new battery moron!
by BCC2001 January 08, 2007
by Wes the pimp ass motha September 22, 2003
Originated in the southern most point of Canada, this sentence refers to wtf moments. It is also synonymous to 'what the hell?'
Mainly this term pertains to Bill's, Billy's or William's
Mainly this term pertains to Bill's, Billy's or William's
"Did you Bill streaking?!"
"What the Bildo."
"My windows computer just stopped working!"
"What the Bildo!"
"I need to Boop"
"What the Bildo?"
"What the Bildo."
"My windows computer just stopped working!"
"What the Bildo!"
"I need to Boop"
"What the Bildo?"
by cptHare September 30, 2011
Josh opened his tool box yesterday and there was a bildo inside. He blushed and slammed the lid, ashamed of his obsession with bildoing himself in the porto potty at lunch time.
by Cat Drost 2525 October 07, 2022