Big Nose Syndrome 

A serious condition in where the subject has a fucking huge nose.

That Dylan has Big Nose Syndrome
That Dolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Donklin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doolin has Big Nose Syndrome
That Doulon has Big Nose Syndrome
He has such a big nose!

Big Nose Syndrome by Dr. Mark Yanakis November 11, 2021

Big Nose Syndrome 

If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome."

1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident.

2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive
3. Having an disproportional large nose.

4. Ruin the end to any movie
5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches
6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass.

7. Watches Anime.
8. Follows the plot of anime.

9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful.

10. Have a small penis.
11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it.
12. Considered feminine.

13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective.

14. Throws up after 2 drinks.
15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim
16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook
17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words.
18. Always has a solution which is better than yours.

19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source.

20. God facepalms your existence.
21. you masturbate with organic lotion.

23. You play wii
24. Whiter than Edward
25. And even gayer ^

26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you.

27. Is your name is Ryan\
28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.

Wow, I can't believe Steve has such a massive case of Big Nose Syndrome, he should want to jump off a bridge.

After he was infected with Big Nose Syndrome, Bob cried in the corner in the fetal postion after he realized what he had done.

Big Nose Syndrome by TheEjaculater69 December 27, 2011

BIG NOSE SYNDROME 

A massive fucking nose with a shit trim, a tiny mushroom cock, fat as fuck and know to have the worst game

Commonly called:

Will

Emily

Jack
Archie

You have big nose syndrome

BIG NOSE SYNDROME by Oliver Ryan May 5, 2022

Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS) 

RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.

Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"

Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS) by NigelBigNose March 18, 2010