beats me 

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

beats me by Nemrem February 20, 2006

Beats me 

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

Beats me by Yourvum July 2, 2021

Beats Me 

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

Beats Me by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

Beats me 

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

Beats me by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

beats me 

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

beats me by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Beats me Off 

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

Beats me Off by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

My dad beats me 

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

My dad beats me by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018