BBAH stands for big black ass hands. BBAH is actually a man a pornstar if you will. He was hatched a billion years ago from an egg spawned from an ancient reptile. BBAH is a black man that only has sex with white women. If a black woman were to touch him his penis would shrivel and he would die hence the downfall of all of mankind. A black woman is his kryptonite. BBAH only fucks white women. He has a room sized medicine box with a white woman for each day of the week. And he also has a personal waiter when he wants a special kind of white woman. His nickname is the flying pornstar. If he does not have sex for a thousand years he turnes into a giant ape. If he does not have sex for a billion years he turns into a giant reptile capable of destroying the earth. Once he acheives his final form he can turn into it at will. He is a polite gentalman outside of the bedroom, but when he is in the bed with his white woman he is a ghetto monster.
by Robert Fuse March 13, 2007
BBAH stands for big black ass hands. BBAH is actually a man a pornstar if you will. He was hatched a billion years ago from an egg spawned from an ancient reptile. BBAH is a black man that only has sex with white women. If a black woman were to touch him his penis would shrivel and he would die hence the downfall of all of mankind. A black woman is his kryptonite. BBAH only fucks white women. He has a room sized medicine box with a white woman for each day of the week. And he also has a personal waiter when he wants a special kind of white woman. His nickname is the flying pornstar. If he does not have sex for a thousand years he turnes into a giant ape. If he does not have sex for a billion years he turns into a giant reptile capable of destroying the earth. Once he acheives his final form he can turn into it at will. He is a polite gentalman outside of the bedroom, but when he is in the bed with his white woman he is a ghetto monster.
by Robert Fuse March 28, 2007
by skelli September 03, 2018
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- 18. ain't got
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