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A place where the swamp donkeys habitate. Be careful, they try to lure you in with free cigs, alcohol, and food... especially alcohol. Although you think its "free" you will you pay your price when the rufees and sedatives settle in. Never enter a bayou alone... bring friends with you. once you enter, much like Alcatraz, it is next impossible to leave the bayou without a loss of memory of the last couple hours.
Bro 1: Dude... where were you?

Bro 2: Woke up naked in the bayou again.

Bro 1: Those damn swamp donkeys got us again!!!
bayou by Patient 004 September 29, 2010
a word used to describe any body of water in Louisiana; only used by people who believe that "Cajun" is an actual ethnicity rather than a type of food.
Anne: Look at that bayou!
Jon: Anne, that's a river. There is no such thing as a bayou.
Anne: Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
bayou by selbeepnoj October 5, 2009

Bayou Balls 

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou
"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"
Bayou Balls by chooooootthegator January 10, 2012

Bayou Nigga 

A nigga that lives in the bayous and hunts and eats live alligator and smoke bayou piff all day erredayyyyyyyyyyy
Lou: Yo that nigga jon is from the bayou
Matt: Whatchu mean hes a bayou nigga?!
Lou: Yo kid, he eats alligator and chills in his bayou home in the swamp wit all the other swamp niggas smoke bayou PIFF!
Bayou Nigga by J Kidddd April 7, 2011

bayou bengals

Nickname for the nickname of Louisiana State University, the Tigers
The Bayou Bengals won this Saturday. Geux Tigers.
bayou bengals by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Bayou Blast 

I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.
Bayou Blast by TeaDub May 2, 2014
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