The term used as a show of hometown, or where you came from, or where you were born and raised. Used by those in the swamps and along the coasts of Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama.
You see dem boyz from da Bayou. Day ack all country and shit, but day know day jes from da Bayou.
A place where the swamp donkeys habitate. Be careful, they try to lure you in with free cigs, alcohol, and food... especially alcohol. Although you think its "free" you will you pay your price when the rufees and sedatives settle in. Never enter a bayou alone... bring friends with you. once you enter, much like Alcatraz, it is next impossible to leave the bayou without a loss of memory of the last couple hours.
a word used to describe any body of water in Louisiana; only used by people who believe that "Cajun" is an actual ethnicity rather than a type of food.
Anne: Look at that bayou!
Jon: Anne, that's a river. There is no such thing as a bayou.
Anne: Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
A nigga that lives in the bayous and hunts and eatslive alligator and smoke bayou piff all day erredayyyyyyyyyyy
Lou: Yo that nigga jon is from the bayou
Matt: Whatchu mean hes a bayou nigga?!
Lou: Yo kid, he eats alligator and chills in his bayou home in the swamp wit all the other swamp niggas smoke bayou PIFF!
I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingeredmy girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.